True Colors

Most of you have probably heard recent comments by Michael Vick as to why he'd like to play for the Carolina Panthers, but in case you haven't, take a look:
If I could play for any team in the league, it would probably be two teams, but if I had to pick one, it would probably be the Carolina Panthers," Vick Said in an appearance on Hot 107.9 in Atlanta, according to the Charlotte Observer.
Why the Panthers?
"Well, you know, it's close to home," Vick Said. "I like the uniforms. You get to play against Atlanta twice a year. Aint nothing better than playing against your former team, right? So, yeah, that would be a good look. It would be a good look.
I really wouldn't be surprised to find out he's already made a personalized Panthers jersey with his name and number. I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.
Oh by the way Mike, the Panthers like to pass. They have a quick receiver named Steve Smith and you're not going to get him the ball by running a quarterback sneak up the middle.
And that comment about wanting to play the Falcons twice a year? Are you seriously looking for revenge on the team you left because you were illegally killing dogs in your back yard? Are you talking about the team that replaced you with a rookie quarterback who knows how to throw?
Your owner Arthur Blank stuck with you for a long time, even when you were hurt. Obviously they're going to want to move on if a player on if a their running back from center is breaking the law. Oh man, poor guy.
Did you at least like the uniforms?