John Madden: "Jay is the Brett Favre of Chicago, unless of course Brett Favre
himself goes to Chicago, then Brett Favre is the Brett Favre of Chicago, but if he's not, then it's, I definitely think Cutler is second in line to be the Brett Favre of Chicago."Daniel Snyder: "Dang it, I fell asleep. I was about to give him more $200 million. Everybody's fired."
Chad Hutchinson: "I hope my records don't get broken. I threw for more yards than interceptions."
Donovan McNabb: "Already, T.O. just got there. Wait, what? Oh, Bills, not Broncos. I didn't know Denver had a team. I just came into this league."
Detroit Lion fans: "Nahh, we're not interested. We need the money for Michael Crabtree. Crap, do we actually have to play them twice a week?"
Jay Cutler: "Sweet, chalk up two wins for me right now."

Brett Favre: "Does that mean his old job in Denver is available?"
Kyle Orton: "What's wrong with playing in Denver?"
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: "Hey we need another quarterback. We've only got eight."
Jay Cutler: "I will sell more jerseys than any athlete to ever play in this city and remember, I have a stronger arm than John Elway ever had."
Rex Grossman: "So coach, what do you say I play first half, he plays second?"
Miami Heat: "We retired Alonzo Mourning's jersey. We retired Michael Jordan's jersey as well as Dan Marino's. Should we just go ahead and retired Cutler's as well?"
San Diego Chargers: Sweet, chalk us up as division winners.
Terrell Owens: "Hey, it's T.O., if you want any help writing a book about what went wrong in Denver, give me a call."
Dennis Green: "The Bears are who we though they were!!!!"
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