Team Rosenhaus

Drew Rosenhaus is likely the most well-known agent to NFL players and has a long list of clients. Some are decent NFL players. Some are decent human beings, but that list isn't as long. Lately, several of his clients have been, at the very least, in the news.

He represents Chad Eight-Five Johnson who was suspended and rumor has it, changed his name. Johnson's former teammate, Peter Warrick was at least at one point in time on that list. Warrick had run ins with the law while at Florida State and his NFL career never was what the Bengals were hoping.

Rosenhaus' list also includes Jeremy Shockey. The overrated tight end said it was a good thing the Giants traded him because he would have just caused more trouble in the Big Apple. It was great to see him supporting his teammates on the sideline in the Super Bowl despite the fact he was hurt. Oh, wait, he wasn't. He was too busy in the booth with the booze where he watched (maybe) his teammates Plaxico Burress and Antonio Pierce upset the Patriots. Burress and Pierce were together on that night where, well, we know, we know.

RBs Edgerrin James and Fred Taylor are a pair of his clients. Taylor is a good guy and probably displays the best quality in a human being of all the guys that are represented by Rosenhaus. This begs the question, "Why him?".

The list is filled with WRs. Javon Walker was great when catching passes from Brett Favre in Green Bay, but to make a long story short, he became a Raider and got mugged.

Another receiver on the list is Santana Moss. Moss' teammate Clinton Portis is also on there.
Head Coach Jim Zorn recently criticized his running back but apparently they "patched things up."

Portis' rival (well, sort of) Marion Barber was criticized by his owner who tried to back pedal after questioning the toughness of his star running back. Yeah, Barber is also on the list and of course, as everyone knows, so is teammate Terrell Owens. Has there ever been a moment when Owens wasn't in the news? He tore Jeff Garcia and the Niners apart, wrote a book about it and moved to Philly. He tore Donovan McNabb and Eagles apart, wrote a book about and moved to Dallas. All the while, Rosenhaus stood by Owens, held his hand and said "Next question." Owen's third book is coming out soon and if you want to get it in time for Christmas, get one of the first two and replace Garcia or McNabb's name with Tony Romo.

Alright, the list goes on, but I don't think I want to.